As
an
avid
stargazer
and
lover
of
all
things
wacky,
I've
taken
it
upon
myself
to
name
some
of
the
famous
constellations
in
a
more
unconventional
way.
Let's
take
a
look
at
some
of
the
names
I've
come
up
with: 1.
The
Big
Dipper
-
The
Slushie
Spoon 2.
Orion's
Belt
-
The
Gaudy
Fanny
Pack 3.
Cassiopeia
-
The
Kardashian
Chair 4.
Draco
-
The
Regal
Dragon 5.
Ursa
Major
-
The
Big
Hairy
Cheese
Wheel 6.
Canis
Major
-
The
Fluffy
Doggo 7.
Pegasus
-
The
Winged
Unicorn
of
Doom 8.
Leo
-
The
Roaring
Lion
King 9.
Hydra
-
The
Many-Headed
Monster
Mashup 10.
Sagittarius
-
The
Hipster
Archer
with
a
Manbun Now,
I
know
these
names
may
not
be
traditional
or
scientific,
but
it's
all
in
good
fun!
Imagine
the
joy
kids
would
have
pointing
up
at
the
sky
and
yelling,
"Look,
it's
the
Fluffy
Doggo!"
Instead
of
the
boring
ol'
Ursa
Major. Besides,
who's
to
say
that
the
ancient
Greeks
didn't
come
up
with
similarly
silly
names
for
the
stars?
They
were
known
for
their
eccentricity
and
love
of
humor,
after
all.
I
mean,
they
did
tell
stories
of
gods
throwing
lightning
bolts
and
turning
into
swans,
so
why
not
have
a
constellation
named
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a
slushie
spoon? At
the
end
of
the
day,
whether
we
call
them
by
their
traditional
names
or
my
wacky
inventions,
the
stars
and
their
wonder
will
always
be
a
source
of
inspiration
and
awe.
So
let's
keep
looking
up
and
dreaming
of
the
possibilities.
Who
knows,
maybe
someday
we'll
even
discover
a
new
star
and
give
it
a
name
that's
even
more
outrageous
than
"The
Winged
Unicorn
of
Doom."